jim harbaugh doing sports things

BEARD [Patrick Barron]

You're reconsidering your choices in life and how they led you to this place, at this time, wondering if your beloved team is going to be embarrassed on national television while you unwittingly become a meme. You just never know when the camera is going to find you. It's always in these worst moments. At least there are plenty of Michigan fans at this game. Surely they'll find someone who looks more existentially depressed.

[phone buzzes]

Furk.

[Hit THE JUMP for happy things, I swear.]