cucumbers

Yeah I'm gonna badger you to vote. You've got until 8 PM. If you're in Michigan same-day registration is now a thing.

Find your polling place here. The peaceful transition of power is a cultural accomplishment currently under threat and a giant blowout would help this not fall apart.

Palate cleanser. Here's a song about cucumbers.

Hopefully this helps you this day.

[After THE JUMP: Mel Pearson flexes]