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brrap brrap pew pew [Patrick Barron]

Biaka… that guy. I never knew how much I needed Lou Holtz trying to pronounce "Biakabutuka" in my life:

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT. It's important to economize your words.

Alas, this appears to be a typo; for the rest of the article the coach is referred to as "Bellers." I apologize for ruining everything.

[After THE JUMP: it's not a new logo, it's just a different branding device]