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Prior MSU players, such as…

Prior MSU players, such as RJ Shelton (Their leading receiver during their 3-9 season)

Is that kind of like being the summer school valedictorian? 

Holy shit. Maybe it's…

Holy shit. Maybe it's because I started drinking early, but this made me laugh more than it probably should have. 

I'm not a huge fan of pop…

I'm not a huge fan of pop art, and I don't generally know shit about art, but I do like Lichtenstein's abstract stuff. I had no idea he was a Buckeye, though. 

I'm guessing that VaBlue was…

I'm guessing that VaBlue was joking with that post you quoted. When I think of shitty and condescending, it's usually something more like this:

Is it your phone?  This doesn't happen to anyone else, to my knowledge.

The site is making you put spaces before the punctuation?

or maybe

You didn't actually watch that football game, did you?

or even

Tweet link is broken, title is incredibly dumb and makes no sense.

Fail all around on this one, OP.  You can do better.

Oh, this one's my favorite. When others were ribbing the OP with levity, you posted

Scam bullshit.  Doesn't belong on this board

Yes, the board is much better used as a craigslist "Help Wanted" forum where people are constantly asking for money and favors.

But those examples are from your posting history, not VaBlue's. I don't personally have a problem with the occasional condescension. And it seems like you don't either, so maybe you shouldn't be busting others' balls for doing it themselves. 

Well, according to Brian…

Well, according to Brian Kelly, LSU doesn't buy players. So there must be something else that's attracting Underwood to LSU.

But then once (if?) there's…

But then once (if?) there's a salary cap, extra money will just be handed out under the table like in the days before NIL. Teams that want to spend the most on recruits will always spend the most on recruits.

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Shit. Stay safe everyone. 

Shit. Stay safe everyone. 

Gives him a good opportunity…

Gives him a good opportunity to sneak out for a round of golf. Pretty genius if you ask me.

Additional special guests…

Additional special guests include, Jamie Morris, Deon Johnson, Jarrett Irons and more surprise guests!

Credible sources tell me that Marques Slocum's Fuck Lion will be one of the surprise guests. 

Not gonna lie. The title had…

Not gonna lie. The "Q" in the title piqued my curiosity. 

 

 

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That's an incredibly…

That's an incredibly touching story, XM. I'm sure it brought great comfort to your father in law to be surrounded by loved ones and to know that his legacy would be carried on by such wonderful grandchildren.  

Prayers and peaceful thoughts to you and your family. 

Thanks for doing this! I don…

Thanks for doing this! I don't watch a whole lot of NFL games and tend to lose track of Michigan players in the league. 

It's great to see Wolverines on so many rosters. I'm glad that Big Mike Onwenu has found success. For some reason I've always had a soft spot for that dude. I'm curious if anyone else has any more info on Haskins' situation. 

Congratulations! That's a…

Congratulations! That's a wonderful accomplishment for you and your kids. 

LIke I said, I wasn't directing this at you (I just didn't know where else to respond to the whole discussion). I thought your comment was fine and you talked about your experience. But then the whole thing snowballed.

Again, my sincerest congratulations to your son and all Michigan grads!

So people are so mad at the…

So people are so mad about the disruptions at yesterday's commencement that they decided to disrupt a thread celebrating yesterday's commencement?

This is not directed at you, 1989 UM GRAD, but this whole discussion in general. I just wish everyone would allow this thread to be a place for the OP and proud parents to celebrate and for us to congratulate them.

Colorado’s wolverine…

Colorado’s wolverine population went extinct due to unregulated trapping and poisoning in the early 1900s

They're back, and they're gonna be mad as hell. Apparently last year's lesson wasn't enough.

Did he do the Triple Lindy?

Did he do the Triple Lindy?

Bold strategy coming in hot…

Bold strategy coming in hot at the end, but it worked for me. I like a little spice now and then.

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Nope. I double-checked the…

Nope. I double-checked the OPs work. It all checks out. 

RE: Only down by one score if you miss. Here's the math/analysis:
I just took a measure. It's…

I just took a measure. It's 117". 

The 2x6 is 124", connected to 2 4x4s (really 3.5" wide. Why call them 4x4 🤷‍♂️). 

Thanks! I'll give it a shot. If it starts to feel a bit weak, I'll just double the 2x6.

I'm 180. Not sure what a …

I'm 180. Not sure what a "clear span" is. 

Question for you, XM. I know…

Question for you, XM. I know you've talked about doing some building on the board here before. Or anyone else reading this that has thoughts/suggestions.

I want to install a pull-up bar (simple enough) but the only good place for it is outside on my pergola. I was thinking about attaching it to a 2x6x10 joist on the pergola, but I'm worried about the torque that a pull up might create on the joist. Any thoughts? Would it be ok or should I maybe double up the 2x6? 

I'm not much of a builder and don't want to come crashing down in the middle of a pull up. 

Ha! I haven't seen that one…

Ha! I haven't seen that one. I'll have to look it up. When I was in school, the example was a published article on the link between country music and suicide.

That's fucked up.

That's fucked up.

It's amazing the things you…

Thanks! I have fun doing that and I'm glad you like it. 

It's amazing the things you can find that correlate with football wins. 😊 I love the website Spurious Correlations

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of mechanical drafters in Colorado and the second variable is Season wins for the Denver Broncos.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

It even gives an AI generated explanation:

As the number of mechanical drafters in Colorado decreased, there was a subtle but significant shift in the airflow dynamics across the state. This unexpected change in air currents led to a slight disruption in the trajectory of footballs during crucial game moments. Essentially, the absence of these drafters inadvertently drafted a new playbook for Mother Nature, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "air support" for the Denver Broncos.

I hope Harbaugh is taking notes here:

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of movies Johnny Depp appeared in and the second variable is Season wins for the Los Angeles Chargers.  The chart goes from 2017 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

 

I give Hutch a huge part of…

I give Hutch a huge part of the credit for Michigan's turnaround. Of course it was a team effort, but his decision to come back after that 2020 season set the team culture for 2021 and beyond. 

Thank you for your service!

Thank you for your service!

I thought you'd be drinking…

I thought you'd be drinking to celebrate? 

What can I say? I like…

What can I say? I like posting pictures. That's 99% of what I do here. 😊

Doesn't everyone have a…

Doesn't everyone have a photo of Colonel Klink on their computer?

Maybe I got too excited. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe I got too excited. 🤷‍♂️

Pictures are working again…

Pictures are working again. I've gotta give this a try.

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AWESOME!

Holy shit. Looks like…

Holy shit. Looks like someone's got a problem.

6-3 / 282 according to the…

6-3 / 282 according to the GVSU and 247 websites. 

Not me. Sorry.

Oops, wrong thread. 

Edit: but I hope that number leads to a burner phone.

Theres a term for that.

Hell yes! I get pride from knowing we were Britain's bottom bitch until we became the big pimp ourselves. 😊

Oooh, is this a fill in the…

Oooh, is this a fill in the blank? I'll say "cleanest bathrooms".

Who does number 2 work for?

Who does number 2 work for?

I've been there and I feel…

I feel for the dude. I've been there. Damn enlarged prostate.

the American colonies were…

the American colonies were relatively small potatoes for them.

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I suddenly feel like dancing.

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Welcome, CJ!

Great story and memory…

Great story and memory. Thanks for sharing!

Sorry. I didn't realize that…

Sorry. I didn't realize that Brian Kelly pole dancing with recruits was a left-right issue. 🤷‍♂️

Is this the first 4* from Mt…

Is this the first 4* from Mt. Pleasant? I'm from just outside of MtP and I can't seem to remember any others. 

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Thanks! I haven't looked at…

Thanks! I haven't looked at earlier years, but (I think) I have all the data to do it. For some reason, I think the 247 recruiting data gets a bit spotty before 2010, so I could probably start there. 

That's a good point about whether the new coach is considered an upgrade. The hard part would be finding a way to measure that. Maybe look at the coaches winning percentage over their entire tenure, so a new coach would come in with some history compared to the previous coach. But I'm not sure how to capture this with first-time head coaches (Sherrone or Herman at Houston, for example). 

Good point. I do that in a…

Good point. I do that in a different model and yep, as you expect, round 1 and round 2 draft picks have a greater effect than later round picks.