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It's spelled "kerfuffle."

It's spelled "kerfuffle."

What's crazy to me is his…

What's crazy to me is his Rock Ridge twang was his real accent: Hillerman was a native Texan.

Stay classy, East Lansing. 

Stay classy, East Lansing. 

I did. They are ignoring…

I did. They are ignoring reality, just like [too many punchlines to mention]. 

That'll teach you to add…

That'll teach you what comes from adding care and content to a post. 

Icepick just put in crystal…

Icepick just put in crystal balls for Rick and TC. 

I don't think I've ever seen…

I don't think I've ever seen the "out of the batter's box" call in softball or baseball. 

The Titans are the defending…

The Titans are the defending champs at this game and they haven't lost a step

Was really hoping for…

Was really hoping for Jackson/Griese. 

You can also read about the…

You can also read about the Good Day on the Goodyear blimp. (It says Ice Cube's a pimp.)

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Except one "two" is a…

You didn't see the highlighted part of the screenshot and put two and two together:..

Except one "two" is a picture of a young boy and his mother while the other "two" is the name of a 70-year-old wide receiver. Unless you had the teacher's edition, this equation was unsolvable. 

Crystal balls coming in for…

Crystal balls coming in for Al Toon and Johnny "Lam" Jones. 

Great get! Just hope he's…

Great get! Just hope he's not blind in one eye like his namesake. 

Wesley Walker was pretty…

Wesley Walker was a pretty good WR with the Jets, but I'm not sure about him at safety. 

It worked out pretty well…

That phrase worked out pretty well for Amani...

Nice to hear. Still doesn't…

Nice to hear. Still doesn't beat a pint of the Captain, your crotch, and a Coke. 

Thanks for the backup. 

Thanks for the backup. 

A2mir

A2mir

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Seems like a great Great…

Seems like a great Great Dane. Scooby dooby doo!

Sparty headhunters can also…

Sparty headhunters can also be awarded a $5 fine in lieu of a game misconduct. 

What has two thumbs and…

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

 

I'd have finished school…

I'd have finished school with a surplus instead of a debt. 

Also, provide the entire…

Also, provide the entire library of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Once more, with feeling. 

Little Woozy and the Walrus…

Little Woozy and the Walrus were the last golfers I cared about. And the new technology is ridiculous; there needs to be at least one tourney a year where everybody plays with 1926 mashie niblicks and wooden woods. 

I like The Conversation as a…

I like The Conversation as a friend. I love The French Connection, Royal Tannenbaums and Hoosiers. And Welcome to Mooseport, natch. 

Looks like a regular NW home…

Looks like a regular NW home game. 

They'd never notice. 

They'd never notice. 

Shine sweet Seahawks! 

Shine sweet Seahawks!

 

Ryan Day III puts his hand…

Ryan Day III puts his hand into a box of toilet tissue to test his toughness; he cries out, as the Bene Gesserit have filled it with Scott instead of Charmin. 

OSU footballers get degrees…

OSU footballers get degrees in golf, not intelligence. 

Strange men lying in ponds…

Strange men lying in ponds distributing points is no basis for a system of government. 

Damn, I thought this post…

Damn, I thought this post meant we were gonna have two S&C coaches...

I present his wife as…

I present his wife as Exhibit A. 

Count de Money

Count de Money

I've always thought of him…

I've always thought of him as Don Cornelius. Maybe the Soul Train and the  Polar Express have merged. 

 

 

If he didn't want to go home…

If he didn't want to go home empty handed he should have conducted his calls empty handed. 

Dono? I dunno who that is. 

Dono? I dunno who that is. 

During his appearance on…

During his appearance on WOSU’s All Sides with Anna Staver on Thursday, Staver asked Smith if Ohio State’s three-game losing streak to Michigan “deserves a little bit of an asterisk since for at least two of those years, it appears they were cheating.”

The All Sides show. Yeah. It's just dripping with nuance. 

The "yer out" MLB game on…

The "yer out" MLB game on Intellevision was great fun. The Intellevision NFL game was probably the best video football game until the first Madden. (Yes, it was better than Tecmo Bowl.)

I've got a handy dandy PS3…

I've got a handy dandy PS3 and just finished Borderlands 2. Loved it. 

"Oh, Sparty, I apologize. I…

"Oh, Sparty, I apologize. I forgot you were there."

What if the couch transfers…

What if the couch transfers to WVU?

In Columbus did Ryan Day,A…

In Col-um-bus did Ryan Day,
A stately toilet bowl decree...

Kelly fills his dance card…

Kelly fills his dance card with those that love football.

These City Connect uniforms…

These City Connect uniforms demean us all. 

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No idea? That'll get you…

No idea? That'll get you sent to the Eastern front.