Notre Dame's Last Dance

Submitted by Baldbill on

I got the Tom Petty tune "Mary Jane's Last Dance" stuck in my head yesterday. I like it but then I started thinking about the game and felt a "wierd Al" moment.

So I rewrote all the lyrics to the song. I had to finish it...feel better now that it is out, I hope some enjoy.

 

They grew up in a Michigan town,

Had a hard workin’ coach who was touchin’ the ground

But they grew up tall and grew up right

Whippin them Notre Dame boys under the A squared lights.

 

Well, taught ‘em how to play in 1887

The liked to play the game, thought it was heaven.

We played a few games and kept on winn’in.

Yost said, “We had some fun, but we want to keep on grin’in

Keep on grin’in.”

 

Last dance with Notre Dame, one more time to inflict the pain.

I feel autumn blowin’in and I’m all ready for Washington.

 

Brady’s not happy, gonna pick that bone

You always play press, never that zone

I’m tired of bendy defense, tired of big losses,

Put the game on the backs of our hosses.

 

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.

Boys, put on those winged helmets.

Buy me a drink, sing the fight song.

Take ‘em as they come, ‘cause they won’t stay long.

 

Last dance with Notre Dame, one more time to inflict the pain.

I feel autumn blowin’in and I’m all ready for Washington.

 

Wolverines down on Moose Krause Square.

Fighting Irish are waiting there.

Lookin’ down from their doom room.

Nightfall will be comin’ soon.

 

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.

Boys, put on those winged helmets.

It was a long time ago when we didn’t play them.

We dialed up the PAC-12 and hauled in a gem.

 

Last dance with Notre Dame, one more time to inflict the pain.

I feel autumn blowin’in and I’m all ready for Washington.

LSAClassOf2000

September 6th, 2014 at 10:53 AM ^

I might take a stab at this myself - I'll have some downtime later since we'll evenatually have crews out the door, so I can definitely find time to start this. It might actually make an interesting thread, to have a contest where people write parodies of the same song and see which ones people enjoy. 

Darker Blue

September 6th, 2014 at 10:24 AM ^

I was listening to Neutral Milk Hotel's In The Aeroplane Over the Sea

All I could think was this

 

What an ugly ass face I have found in this place that is circling all round the sun 

And when we pound them into the ground I'll be laughing out loud

I'll be laughing with everyone I see

doughboy

September 6th, 2014 at 10:51 AM ^

I read OP's Title and Immediately thought of Donna Summer's Last Dance.  

Still appropriate, right?

Last dance Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance For romance tonight
I need you by me Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad I'm so, so bad