META: No one is injured/transfering/dead; it's April Fool's Day.
Alright, let's get this out of the way to save a few heart attacks. No one from any Michigan sports team is quitting, injured, transferring, etc. It's April Fool's Day. STOP IT! I can see you thinking about posting that Jabrill Peppers tore is ACL or had his arm cut off in a band saw. Don't do it. Let's just have a nice day.
Thank you,
FreddieMercuryHayes
You want a downer, I had to put my dog down yesterday because of hip dysplasia/neuropathy. He was an awesome dog. Great with our little girls. I'm much more upset than I expected.
ugh
I will hate the day when my dogs die, especially my Boston Terrier, who is my first dog. He is about seven or eight years old right now, so hopefully I still have at least another five years with him, but man, that day is going to be rough. My other dog is just over two years old, so he will be around for a long time.
Kodie was my first dog and I will be spoiled forever. He was a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, so we knew hip problems would be in his life. He was around 10 years old (we adopted him so not exactly sure of his age). He may have held on longer but his quality of life was really deteriorating. Our vet said that he was a gentleman right up to the end and I couldn't agree more.
My 12 year old Black Lab named Colt, passed in February. I'm still a complete wreck.
The animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth.
- Henry Beston, The Outermost House
How does 1 person downvote someone sharing a story about their dog dying? Seriously some people need to get laid or drunk or something.
We had litter mates (boy and girl) and we had to put the boy down last fall. Hardest thing I have ever had to do. Just know that you gave Kodie a great life and in return, he gave you a treasure trove of wonderful memories.
beer
Someone got his arm cut off by a band saw?
What ever happened with [redacted] and that alleged arrest? Was that just a fake insider trying to break a story on twitter?
being April Fools Day, your saying no one is dead, hurt or transfering... this only means one thing.. someone is dead, hurt and transfering.. Quick hit the Panic button, and fire Harbaugh
Drake Harris injured his hamstring again.
Is this true or false? I guess you'll never know!
Any and all states of Drake Harris's hamstrings are simultaneously both true and untrue.
Schrödinger's hamstrings
What's everyone's prank today? I am telling people April fools when I see them to get them on edge. I didn't do anything.
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I never understood these types of April Fool's jokes. There's no imagination behind it. It's just throwing shit against a wall to see if someone bites.
...and yes, I like mixed metaphors.
No One got injured while signing transfer papers and died on the way to the hospital? So sad. Thought he was gonna be our starting QB for sure.
pet peeve - It's April Fools' Day (not Fool's).
i for one, do not care about peoples grammar on the internet, except when people correct other people's grammar. At that point, you should strongly consider proof reading, and maybe properly capitalized sentences.
I wonder how good a one-armed Peppers would be.
THE ONE ARMED MAN!!
Well, we're going to find out. I heard his arm got cut off in a band saw.
It's just a flesh wound.
heard that Zak Irvin tore both ACLs at the same time while doing jumping jacks. Derrick Green and Jehu Chesson then both tore their achilles helping Irvin.
Oh, you said no April Fools stuff. My bad.
A day where unfunny people think it will be funny to pull a very unorriginal prank or joke that no one finds even remotely humorous.
Damn it! I knew the registrar should have gotten rid of that band saw class! But no one listened! THEY NEVER LISTEN!
Is it true he showed up for work this morning at 3:30 am in Oakland gear and said they were still in play?
No it isn't.
John Oliver will be proud of you.