Hatin' Ass Spurrier
You guys really should put these in the m.go.licious links. It's my favorite weekly column on CFB. Just a whole bunch of trash talking:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/9/16/6153781/hatin-ass-spurrier-week-three
Makes sense that AT&T is the official cellphone provider of Georgia football what with all those drops and gaps in coverage.
I've seen Georgia fans, and I'll tell you - they're hypocrites when they insist you gotta run more.
Missouri's the best team in the SEC East, and Texas A&M's the best in the West, and that's why they need to strengthen the Invasive Species Act.
Kentucky lost because of someone not being able to read a clock right, which is appropriate.
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, the two biggest industries in Kentucky.
At the rate he's going, Charlie Weis gonna be the all time winningest coach in Kansas history. Two wins a year, that's just another 24 years, Jayhawk fans. God's real, and he doesn't like you at all.
You know Oklahomans, though. Just tell 'em the quarterback's an abortion clinic or a science class and they'll shut 'em right down every time.
Well he ain't named Charlie Smart, is he?
September 19th, 2014 at 11:16 AM ^
I thought the saying was, "CLOSE only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades"
September 19th, 2014 at 11:41 AM ^
You are correct. Also counts in slow dancing as well
September 19th, 2014 at 12:18 PM ^
USC rushed for a total twenty yards on Boston College. Well, you didn't expect a group from South Los Angeles to get much space to move in Boston, did you?
September 19th, 2014 at 12:35 PM ^
"At the rate he's going, Charlie Weis gonna be the all time winningest coach in Kansas history. Two wins a year, that's just another 24 years, Jayhawk fans. God's real, and he doesn't like you at all."
I had a sad for everyone in Lawrence.
September 19th, 2014 at 1:01 PM ^
Fielding Yost coached at Kansas for one year. He was 10-0. The Michigan difference!
September 19th, 2014 at 12:46 PM ^
"Can't say I'm surprised Penn State won that Dublin game. They're used to playin for a crowd that doesn't understand modern football."
"Will Muschamp lost to electricity, which should be expected. It's a 18th century concept. Little new for him, I'd think."
"Credit to Baylor, though. Last time I saw that many Baptists running that fast in a group it was towards a Golden Corral."
September 19th, 2014 at 1:08 PM ^
Let's all just quote what was clearly said above.
And then make a comment about how it's funny down here.
September 19th, 2014 at 4:36 PM ^
And you're talking about it, and it's just so good that you have to quote it at each other, and then it's kind of like you're watching it again except this time with somebody else, and you're both completely dialed into each other and the dopamine is just flowing and it's basically like sex?
That's why people do it. The Internet is no exception.
September 19th, 2014 at 5:04 PM ^
September 19th, 2014 at 2:17 PM ^
From www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/9/9/6126803/hatin-ass-spurrier-responds-to-week-two
Mighty polite of you to practice abstinence in front of the home crowd at Notre Dame, Michigan offense. A classy farewell gesture if I do say so myself.
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The good news is business school's only gonna look at your highest score, Michigan.
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Michigan State's feeling some type of way right now. (Herpes is an emotion in East Lansing, right?)
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Ease up there, Oregon. If destroying Michigan State in September was all it took to win a title, John L. Smith would be in the Hall of Fame.
September 19th, 2014 at 11:22 PM ^
"If destroying Michigan State in September was all it took to win a title, John L. Smith would be in the Hall of Fame."
Priceless.