Calling all Photoshop Wizards
I'm really ticked at the shady things Al Golden has been doing on the recruiting trail. I'm well aware that it's a tough business, but he's publicly gone after our kids in a very distasteful way.
I tried to find some funny photoshops or animated gifs of him, but nada...
He threw the first stone, payback is a bitch!
EDIT: TomVH seems to agree: See Here
Full res pic link: Here
January 19th, 2011 at 5:08 PM ^
Is it really that shady or distasteful? It's pretty much par for the course when the buzzards come out to pick the little bit of meat off a dead carcass.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:25 PM ^
No.
Stealing athletic skill position recruits is one thing, stealing kickers is another... especially when your taking from the team with literally the worst kicking game in the country.
Also, I resent the insinuation that we are a dead carcass.... you're a dead carcass.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:28 PM ^
Not familiar with what Al Golden is doing exactly, but why does it matter that the kid is a Kicker? Why should Miami cut us slack because our kicking game sucked last year?
January 19th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
I don't like it when we get snake oiled, but we steal players too. it's part of recruiting. We must all remember that all is fair in love, war, and recruiting.
January 19th, 2011 at 7:17 PM ^
We snake oiled prospects away from other schools too, it's a give and take buisness. Remember Roundtree(Purdue) and Barnum(Florida) and of course Dorsey(Florida). Its all part of the modern game of football.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
lets not be Boise State here.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:18 PM ^
He's going to sweat like a mofo in Miami with that shirt and tie on.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:18 PM ^
I for one welcome the ridicule of Golden. Anybody who takes a kicker from us is on the same level as a bratty kid grabbing a handful of change out of a homeless man's cup and running off laughing.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:20 PM ^
Get a t-shirt with a theme of -
<br>Getting the band back together with the coaches
January 19th, 2011 at 5:48 PM ^
Crap...don't know how to upload a photoshop file. Been searching the meta files, but I can't figure it out...
Anyone know where I go to find info on uploading something that's not in URL format?
January 19th, 2011 at 6:00 PM ^
You don't even sign up for an account.
January 19th, 2011 at 6:11 PM ^
Much appreciated
January 19th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
Is my sarcasm meter broken or are you guys serious? What is the big deal about going after other teams' recruits considering we do the exact same thing? (And don't give me the coaching transition excuse. If Ohio State suddenly made a coaching change, are you telling me you wouldn't want us going after every single recruit?)
January 19th, 2011 at 6:43 PM ^
Look, I just want some funny childish photoshops of Al Golden. Double standard? Probably. It's just for laughs...
January 19th, 2011 at 5:33 PM ^
The Ohio Bobcat strikes again!
January 19th, 2011 at 5:34 PM ^
I knew I could count on MDoc! +1
January 19th, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^
He's a wiley one that Bobcat.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:38 PM ^
He avenges all of our losses.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:39 PM ^
It looks like that bobcat has a hold of something tender in that picture
January 19th, 2011 at 5:44 PM ^
I can't tell if that Bobcat gives terrible handjobs or super awesome handjobs. Looks to be a little of both.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:59 PM ^
January 19th, 2011 at 6:09 PM ^
If it's a Bobcat, they are "pawjobs."
January 19th, 2011 at 6:11 PM ^
There are definitely claws involved, so I'd say he caters to a specific type of handjobee.
January 19th, 2011 at 6:24 PM ^
There goes next week's boners.
January 19th, 2011 at 7:25 PM ^
You don't need a boner with Dr. Frankenfurter. He brings you to the throes of ecstasy with the power of his mind.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:55 PM ^
This is interesting. I have no idea where Rufus's torso or legs went. Maybe Al Golden gave birth to Rufus out of his rear end and he's trying to pull himself into the light before he gets sucked back up in there.
January 19th, 2011 at 6:08 PM ^
That's his recruiting pitch - "I'm Coach Al Golden, and I shit wildcats."
January 19th, 2011 at 5:53 PM ^
January 19th, 2011 at 6:31 PM ^
For a second there I though Al got a hold of GERG's stuffed beaver.
January 19th, 2011 at 6:16 PM ^
What's Al Golden saying in this photo? Here's a couple to start...
TOUCHDOWN!
or
I TOLD YOU I WOULD BRING US TO A BOWL MY FIRST YEAR!
January 19th, 2011 at 6:19 PM ^
I LOVE THE NEW COACH'S CHAIR!
THIS THING IS STUCK TO MY BEHIND!
January 19th, 2011 at 6:47 PM ^
edit: same idea right before mine
January 19th, 2011 at 10:10 PM ^
Don't hurt 'em
January 19th, 2011 at 11:08 PM ^
Go search youtube there's tons of photoshop tutorials on there. It's fairly easy once you understand how to use layers,erasers and brushes.