It's beautiful!   The similarities are amazing.  Bad punctuation, a sense of entitlement, telling your fanbase to move on, ACCUSING THE FAN OF BEING AN ALCOHOLIC.  Is this what you learned in business school 30 years ago?

Gotta love trust funds.  This guy seems to have the mental capacity of a Radio Shack regional manager.  "RADIO SHACK IS FAILING BECAUSE THESE IDIOT CUSTOMERS ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND OUR MARKETING STRATEGIES!!!"