After uncovering the Illinois Entanglement Theory in Saturday Pycho 7.9, I have further discovered the proof we live in the Matrix by way of the Illini Glitch ​​​​. 

The parameters are as this:

If UofM plays the Illini, the glitch is in effect,

if UofM also plays Wisconsin and Iowa that year, the glitch is in full effect,

The glitch goes like this:

Beat a bad Illinois team by a large margin, loose the majority of the "big games" (vs ND, MSU, OSU and the bowl game)

Beat a bad Illinois team in a close game or win against a good Illinois team, win about 50% of the big games.

Let Illinois scare us, have tough games vs Wisconsin and Iowa, win the majority of big games.

Loose to Illinois win all the big games!

Combined with the Early Wisconsin Conundrum which states if we beat Wisconsin in the first half of the season, we more than likely loose more than 3 games, however if we lose to them in the first half we almost certainly have less than 4 losses.

So for this year, we have a 90% of only having one more loss and it's only a 25% chance that the loss is to OSU.

I'm such a fanatic, I'm delusional!

 

GoBlue!