moist goatees

We're trying something new. Ace is going to stream the 2011 game against MSU at Breslin. He's calling it "MGoTheater 3000" and it may be a disaster or it may be awesome, but either way it's better than watching Kung Fu Panda for the millionth time. Stop by this evening. [Ed-Ace: There will be a post on the front page at 7 pm ET and the stream will start at 8.]

Until then: marble racing. Sports!

Close enough!

I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR CHILDREN AND/OR ROOMMATES. Coronavirus sequestration update: Selection Sunday came and went without brackets. State after state has closed bars and restaurants after The Youngs continued to gather in large sweaty masses. The Olds are little better:

The Villages is one of the largest retirement developments in the United States, with 125,000 residents living on more than 15,000 acres. When asked on the “Villages Friendly Folks” Facebook page how they were managing the coronavirus, a majority of people sided with Przybylowicz, saying the crisis is being overblown.

Against mounting advice from federal and private health experts, many expressed a determination to move forward with travel excursions, such as cruises. But that is getting harder to do.

Things aren't looking too good on the social distancing front.

[After THE JUMP: listen to that moist goatee]