kofi cockburn kilt a man
12/11/2019 – Michigan 62, Illinois 71 – 8-2, 1-1 Big Ten
A metaphor only because of the target. Reggae Godzilla done kilt a man:
Kofi Cockburn delivers the knockout blow to Michigan and then unfortunately the referee as well. I've never seen anything like it! Video courtesy of BTN pic.twitter.com/iGxu6xlzig
— Matt Randazzo (@MattRandazzo) December 12, 2019
Lewis Garrison was lying on the court for a full two minutes after that. Because obviously.
It is important to signal your presence when you are in the vicinity of Kofi Cockburn, because if he does not know you are there he may atomize you on accident. This a lesson my one-year-old could also learn. It does no good to babble constantly if she's just going to go dead silent when she is standing directly behind me. It's like she wants to be kneed in the face, but then when you do it she is very upset. I have explained this to her multiple times, and she goes "ba ba ba" like she understands, and then I turn around and I've atomized a baby. I turn to this Onion article for solace. I'd put a bell on her but that would drive me nuts all the time and kneeing the baby in the face is a short-term problem, because babies forget everything instantly.
What was I talking about? Right. Kofi Cockburn : Lewis Garrison :: Normal Adult : Baby That Refuses To Signal Presence. When Illinois comes to Crisler I'd recommend all attendees advertise their location constantly just in case, preferably by making robot noises. BOOP BEEP... PLZ NOT TO KILT ME KOFI ...BOOP BEEP
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