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With poorly timed headaches …

With poorly timed headaches (meow)

Approved for late night…

Approved for late night cable only

Let's never forget the…

Let's never forget the greatest first half of a Final 4 game ever - Spike going off, went off so much he reached out to Kate Upton after.  #Baller

Rick Pitino

make up for the…

Rick Pitino

make up for the Bill Martin sailing/squash fuckup from 25 years ago

4 and eventually 5.  Jimmy…

4 and eventually 5.  Jimmy was my QB first 2 years in Ann Arbor and have been a fan ever since.  As long as they are rockin' the baby blues like Bambi Allworth I'm in.  Just don't beat the Lions to do it.

Do we have 5 on offense? …

Do we have 5 on offense?  Putting out an APB for Mike Hart…

Don’t give a shit

Don’t give a shit

Penalties that are half the…

Penalties that are half the distance to the goal should instead move the first down marker further away.  An offensive 15 yard personal foul at the 4 doesn't go to the 2 instead the first down marker is now the 29 instead of the 14.  Same for 5 yard and 10 yard penalties obviously.  

None of it matters if they…

None of it matters if they still can't block.  And if the 5 star dude from Bama that Josiah blew up plays center they won't be able to snap either.  Fun times.

IYKYK... 

IYKYK... 

Peak Harbaugh: says he's…

Peak Harbaugh: says he's going to drive his RV out to LA and live in it.  "I'm going to Jim Rockford it for a couple of months..."

Yes.  Probably not

Yes.  Probably not

He plays golf at the very…

He plays golf at the very exclusive Scioto CC which is a quick bike ride away from OSU's campus.  They love him, probably because he isn't coaching any more.  Shook his hand a couple summers ago and told him I missed him.  

+1 for the Tom Buchanan quote

+1 for the Tom Buchanan quote

Herbstreit's dog Ben...?  He…

Herbstreit's dog Ben...?  He's been everywhere

 

Quadrophenia...?

 

 

Quadrophenia...?

 

Track 6: Dr. Jimmy  I think we all know who that is.

Track 2: The Real Me.  We are running it down your throat.  Deal with it.

Finding a spot where he can…

Finding a spot where he can be developed or finding the right NIL package?  Would rather have JJ & Orji, Daniels & Orji, then Underwood & Carter.  

Wait... what....?  We stole…

Wait... what....?  We stole the election...?  No you dumbasses.  It wasn't an election.  It was a beat down.  Again.

Like the videos allegedly…

Like the videos allegedly from iPhones, has anyone actually seen the dip?  Are we sure it's not mint or some cbd product to keep Coach calm?  I need actual proof not more circumstantial evidence!!!!!!  /s

He should give up the dip if it is in fact tobacco as a model for his young charges.  Don't give anyone any other reason to jump on JH.

A lot of these comments are …

A lot of these comments are "I live by one, I know one at work, one lives next door to me but we live in neither MI nor OH..."  I have lived in Columbus for over 30 years and this last month has been insufferable.  One of my co-workers, OSU alum, said I must be re-thinking my move here way back before he was born.  I said I love Columbus, but I was just pissed I was so polite during the Cooper years.  These fans when surrounded by their kind are neither kind nor reasonable.  I played golf with Knowles (he played football at Cornell with one of my best friends) last summer before he had coached a game and he started to give me a little shit.  I said to get ready because these fans were terrible losers and worse winners.  His kid went to UofM btw.  After last year's defensive shit-show from them he felt the wrath all summer.  They may be fine outside of their natural habitat, but in numbers in and around CBus they suck. 

I am Spartacus...

I am Spartacus...

I believe the issue about…

I believe the issue about credits is how many do they need to make up during the summer to be eligible.  If they're a 3rd year student I think they have to have 3rd year Michigan student credits to be able to play.  This is my understanding, not decoded from actual B1G or M rules.

Does anyone - NCAA, B1G, FOX…

Does anyone - NCAA, B1G, FOX, ESPN, anyone - have the actual iPhone footage of what Connor Stallions vast network allegedly captured?  He bought the tix.  People sat in those seats. People had their iPhones pointed at the field. A lot of circumstantial stuff that thus far is not different than when my season ticket holding buddy transfers tix to me and I take a shot of my kids with my iPhone from said seats.  I'm not saying it didn't happen just wondering if anyone has actual proof.  

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Lovely.  Now let's please…

Lovely.  Now let's please sign the damn extension.  

Clear as Day...  I see what…

Clear as Day...  I see what you did there.  It's red meat here in CBus.  People can't get enough of it.  They actually think death penalty and 3 years of vacated wins is the correct response.  #CoolerPoopers

Alan Branch approves this…

Alan Branch approves this message

Because we can't go for 41…

Because we can't go for 41...?

Because we can't go for 41…

Because we can't go for 41...?

Reilly wanted to Dan Jenkins…

Reilly wanted to Dan Jenkins, the best sportswriter of all time hisownself.  Great at SI, Golf Digest, and in his books.  I have even gotten my wife to ask my 3 boys if they are "hurt or injured?  Why?  because you gotta play hurt."  True genius.

The correct answer is we…

The correct answer is we played the long game. That loss brought John Cooper to Columbus and a dozen years of joy to Michigan. 

Dunked over me in the CCRB…

Dunked over me in the CCRB back in the day. Literally leapfrogged my 6’1” self and then rightfully talked some smack. He used to run with a 5’6” Asian dude with calves the size of Terry Mills’ head who could also dunk. Both will always be seared into my memories. Way to young. RIP Demetrius. 

Are the universities not…

Are the universities not officially allowed to be involved with the collectives so that the IRS can get their pound of flesh out of this?  If they aren't involved then you're not making a donation to the University by definition.  

 

 

I am not a tax attorney, or any kind of attorney actually, but I have seen every episode of Law & Order, including all of the ones with UofD High alum Michael Moriarty.

 

 

+1 for Roller Girl

+1 for Roller Girl

"Renoldo Nehemiah, but fast…

"Renoldo Nehemiah, but fast..."

-Fred Jackson

 

Just ask Jim Kelly about…

Just ask Jim Kelly about that shiner...

Hiring Mo right after Bo…

Hiring Mo right after Bo worked out pretty well from a seamless upgrade of the football excitement sort of way.  If we're going to fire a money cannon at someone outside of the program fire it at Jimmy first.  My amateur psych career suggests show him the respect he deserves after the last 2 years and he will stay for that contract.  The NFL dalliances have to end now

Kevin Warren to Chicago…

Kevin Warren to Chicago Bears

Warde to B1G Commish after he signs Jim to what he is worth to the UofM - I mean how much does any extra $5MM-$10MM annually really move the needle on the amount of cash the money cannon is about to start shooting at the B1G?  Retire here with your  parents next door and kids raised in the wholesome wackiness that is Ann Arbor.

Let the AD debate begin.  Michigan Men and Women all over the sports world in various roles that could be lured home

A Royale with Cheese…

A Royale with Cheese. Dumbass doesn’t even know what a 1/4 pounder is…

This is my office in…

This is my office in downtown Columbus, more specifically my co-worker's office.  He will be flying the flag until our CFP run is over, just like i flew the damn OSU flag for 15 years.  Last year I got the 4x6 maize block M from Fathead because there was some built up angst that needed to be eased.

 

Go Blue

Bad look for a Captain. So…

Bad look for a Captain. So does he still get a B1G ring if we beat Purdue?  Does he get a ring if we win 2 CFP games?  He should be on the sidelines for all of those games as support for all of those who voted him Captain.  There is plenty of time to see where to go next, I'm sure he's had people fielding calls for him since the Hawaii game.  I'm okay with his transferring, good for him to be able to find a new opportunity and not  be penalized for doing so.  I just think as Captain it's not a good look.

Per osu defensive coaches…

Per osu defensive coaches Stroud is uber talented, but lacks any leadership skills.  They often go 12D on 11O to give him more of a challenge.  Don't know if the talent is enough for the Lions to take especially without a WR room that is better than anyone they play even without his #1 this year in JSN.  Dude is accurate.  He could be good behind that o-line with Williams and St Brown.  Not a fan of another non-leader type for QB1 though.

"When someone shows you who…

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

- Maya Angelou

"Sparty gonna Spart..."

- attributable to many

Midwestern accent...? …

Midwestern accent...?  Seemed like an Irishman who has lived in Minneapolis for a moth or 2.  #RodMoore4Heisman

1985 UofD Jesuit alum as…

1985 UofD Jesuit alum as well as UofM.  The Jesuits are awesome at educating and even better at raising money.  The amount of improvement to everything around UofD from facilities to curriculum has been spectacular over the last 40 years.  The Jebbies' commitment to stay in Detroit when they could have moved to Clarkston in the early 80's has kept the student body ethnically, religiously, and thoughtfully diverse.  The "Men for Others" mantra is real.  Something to be said for separating the teenage boys and girls for 8 hours a day to pay maybe a bit more attention to what is going on right in front of them. 

 

Good luck.  Parenting has a million land mines.  Be steadfast in your decisions.

 

 

Campbell comes from Mount…

Campbell comes from Mount Union, it's like Miami (NTM) when Bo and Woody and Ara and all those guys were all there.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/23918366/how-mount-union-became-college-football-newest-cradle-coaches

Old article, but those Mount duds can coach, create and sustain culture, and win.

 

I'd prefer JH to stay.  He was my QB when I got there and I served him beers at Charlie's when he was with da Bears.  The only thing he can get in the NFL is time off.  If the jackhammer is worn out it's worth it, but it doesn't seem like it from the outside.  Beat osu again this year and he is King of AA.  Get hired in the NFL only to get fired.

 

Otis, My Man, followed Chris…

Otis, My Man, followed Chris Partridge when he went to Ole Miss

#1

I've lived in Columbus…

#1

I've lived in Columbus for 30 years since graduating in '91.  The last 20 years have been brutal.  

I never would have guessed seeing Henson beat them in 2000 would be the last time seeing a win in the 'shoe.  I was at JT was short, he was.  All of the games here are brutally officiated.  I'd be scared too if I were a ref to crush the hopes and dreams of hairless nuts everywhere.

Beat Ohio State.  GO BLUE!!!

 

LFG!!!

Your new Delta Chi nickname…

PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY Watching the Movie Rounders I Forget How Much I Love  This Movie Check Check Check He Triked Me | Love Meme on ME.ME

Your new Delta Chi nickname is... Teddy KGB.  I mean I guess that's the nickname for the walk-on hoops player from 2000 footing the bill.  Now I must go shower.  I feel dirty after reading the freep.

Tate Martell have any…

Tate Martell have any transfers left in him...?  Asking for a friend