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Why don’t we just line up in…

Why don’t we just line up in 3rd and 10 to start every drive. Just save everyone time 

First and second down…

First and second down offense has been murdering this team today. Can’t keep trying third and long.

Some of us don't need…

Some of us don't need flowery sugar bullshit jammed down our throats on Christmas. Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, so is Batman Returns. 

I've lost 65 pounds over the…

I've lost 65 pounds over the last year doing a low carb diet and DDP Yoga...that's about it really.

He does deliver a…

He does deliver a devastating pedigree. I'd love to see him hook Izzos arms and drop him on his stupid face.

He's a cocksucker.

He's a cocksucker.

We're cursed.

We're cursed.

I crave Detroit style…

I crave Detroit style regularly. Loui's in Warren, Buddys, Jets. All of them hit the spot when im back in town. 

Outside of Michigan though, if any of you are ever in Oklahoma City, check out Empire Slice House. Incredibly good NYC style. Best i've had in this region of the country but a fucking long shot.

I think he's as good as Blue.

I think he's as good as Blue.

Dude, when I smoke I can't…

Dude, when I smoke I can't bring myself to do anything physical. I've lost 60 pounds over the last 2 years and it was almost always during the times where I kicked back my smoking. I don't know if it's a me thing or the stuff that I grab but it is what it is.

Not even close. Hockenson…

Not even close. Hockenson can actually block and doesn't have the drop problems. Ebron was a dumb pick, this is not.

Draft lotteries of all kinds…

Draft lotteries of all kinds are absurd. Go by standings or at the very least only have the bottom 5-6 teams in the lottery. There is no reason a team that just missed the playoffs should be in the running for a top 3 pick. None. 

Also, it all happens behind closed doors. These people's jobs depend on the league making money. They could easily decide what happens. I cannot trust it. This is not sour grapes from last night, I've always thought it was an insane way to do this.

Team folded in big games…

Team folded in big games this year, but I am in no way jumping off the cliff. This is a good program we've built up and it will continue to get better. Shitty end to the season, but it is what it is. 

They look like they’ve just…

They look like they’ve just quit. 

Joy. Another National…

Joy. Another National Fucking disaster. 

Well...if we pull it off we…

Well...if we pull it off we would have definitely earned that shit. It doesn't get more daunting than that.

I personally would love to…

I personally would love to see him go to Kansas City. The opportunity for instant snaps on a contending team is there. Even though I'm a Lions fan, lot of my friends are Chiefs fans and will offer me up some tickets sometimes. Can wear my 15 Michigan jersey.

Lions fans are split on Gary…

Lions fans are split on Gary it seems. Plenty of bitter Michigan fans that he didn't get 20 sacks a year and Sparty fans being...well Sparty fans.

I, for one, would welcome it. He's not my first choice but he's a freak athlete and versatile (A Patricia must). That being said, the Michigan guy I want the most by far is David Long and we can get him in the 2nd-3rd most likely. I'm convinced that kid is gonna be at worst a serviceable starter in this league and at best an all pro. Fits in beautifully with Slay and Coleman. 

I would have gotten into…

I would have gotten into football scouting or coaching. 

First things first, I would have taken my football training in high school far more seriously and focused less on if girls liked me. I was a mental basketcase in high school and the beginning of college and it really hurt my trajectory. Despite all that, I ended up being a pretty good football player so I always regretted not making it my world when I was younger. I believe I could have done so much more. On that note, I would have gotten into the field I mentioned above with hopes of being a head coach at the college level. 

life is probably easier when…

life is probably easier when you stop expecting or hoping for championships. 

Well look at that. Michigan…

Well look at that. Michigan choking on the big stage. Again. Can’t make a shot. MSU can’t miss. This isn’t so much of a fan hood as it is a torturous curse. 

Thank you for reminding me…

Thank you for reminding me of that. Immediately went to youtube to relive. Fuck I've never heard Crisler like that before or since. Magical season that was.

I'm quite partial to the…

I'm quite partial to the 2013 Sweet Sixteen game against Kansas ...being that I'm married to a Jayhawk. She insisted that I have at least one item that includes KU in my sports room, so a 24X36 photo of the Trey Burke shot is what went up, right at the front of the room for her and her family to see when they walk in.

I feel like we’ve aired…

I feel like we’ve aired plenty of grievances since late November...

I get it. I’ll be here and I…

I get it. I’ll be here and I’ll bleed maize and blue until I’m cold and dead...but just let me be pissed right now ok?

Neg away virtuous pussies. I…

Neg away virtuous pussies. I want more than this bullshit. 

Fuck it. Let’s get dirty and…

Fuck it. Let’s get dirty and pay some fucking players. Sick of being the “good guys” who get whipped all the time. Open up the pocket books and lets recruit like the big boys. Even if we are currently doing that, let’s pay more. We ain’t lacking the money. 

Rich get richer and we still…

Rich get richer and we still can’t beat Ohio State. 

 

There is no such thing as karma and there is no god. 

Probably not. The sun is…

Probably not. The sun is constantly shining on those fuckers 

In 5 of 8 yes. Top seed and…

In 5 of 8 yes. Top seed and scorer in my top money leagues. 

Its unpopular I’m sure, but…

Its unpopular I’m sure, but let Ohio State in. Go ahead. I wanna play in the Rose Bowl and watch Ohio State get licked by Bama. It’s a total win-win. I would feel a lot better about the season if it finished in the Granddaddy than if it’s was another ho hum win over Florida in a southern bowl game. 

Less irritating this time…

Less irritating this time due to our depth at the position.

I had nothing better to do…

I had nothing better to do at work. :-/

We’ve earned good times. 

 …

We’ve earned good times. 

 

Make no mistake. These are good times. 

 

BANG ME!!!

I’d challenge it because I’m…

I’d challenge it because I’m petty

Outside of one bad defensive…

Outside of one bad defensive breakdown, we’ve done what we needed to do. Only concerns are the injuries moving forward, nothing seems serious but who knows? Lord knows we won’t get info out of Jim on the subject lol

Peters averaging 61 yards a…

Peters averaging 61 yards a play. Impressive. 

still gonna cover

still gonna cover

OUR BALL!

OUR BALL!

The rushing defense is…

The rushing defense is getting a wake up call. Good as time as any in a game that would neve have been in doubt. I have faith we’ll get it fixed. 

To be fair they haven’t had…

To be fair they haven’t had the ball very long and haven’t thrown much 

PI is not a thing in this…

PI is not a thing in this game

#9 is a special mother fucker

#9 is a special mother fucker

Paye in the locker room now…

Paye in the locker room now too. Now it’s starting to stack up...

Shit call means nothing. D,…

Shit call means nothing. D, while obviously not playing at their best in this game and being down a handful of guys, stood tall

Weak call. It’s not the NFL…

Weak call. It’s not the NFL. He can land on him. 

Shea isn’t just money today…

Shea isn’t just money today. He’s the goddamn federal reserve. 

He could be fine, just…

He could be fine, just holding him out. However, not great. I agree

I’d love to see the defense…

I’d love to see the defense force a few turnovers in this half. I’ve expressed my confidence in the team but just for their own mental sake after the first half performance which clearly wasn’t up to their standards