Lol!!!!

I'm not currently dabbing, but dabs helped me get through The Game with my sanity.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$... well, you get the picture. 

Why do we play Florida more often than in conference rival, Minnesota?

Shouldn't OSU be going to the playoff and Michigan playing in the Rose Bowl??

He ran out of RichRod's recruits.

SACK TIME!!

I wish I could upvote this a hundred times. 

He didn't compare it to slavery, he compared it to salvery. Huge difference. 

Shit. He wants shit. 

This title didn't age well.

Is was the most sparty touchdown drive sparty has ever sparted, lol

Lol, I enjoyed reading that. 

Rashaan Gary is 6'5" 280 something pounds and he's injured. I don't think size has much to do with it. Remember when Mone got hurt in fall camp? He's over 300lbs. Didn't stop him from getting injured though.

The coaches poll is fake news. 

The coaches poll is an absolute joke. Who gives a fuck what it says?

The student section was a fucking disgrace. Good thing it was dark up top and hard to see on TV. 

How's that choke in progress going?

This is a dumb board topic. Pay attention!

Which pedophile state though? Lots of pedophile states the the Big Ten and we have both on the schedule still, haha

You're a grade A dumbass, lol

Sparty, 

 You just couldn't stay ranked till the Michigan game, could ya? Fuckers. 

 Michigan 

This is 100% OT. 

I would say most despicable in the country. 

I think you mean Pete Finebaum. Something like that. He's not a national personality anyway, just an SEC sword swallower. 

I prefer the slur. You wouldn't like Eric Nystrom or Spittin' Chiclets if slurs hurt your feelings, lol

Love the wrench talk, hahaha

The running-up-the-score philosophy. 

Nice Salem reference. 

What's that? Not inhale? 

And he made no effort to back check, but anyone who knows hockey knows he was a defensive liability. He sure made up for it with all the scoring he did though. 

Ahhh, the whole, "fail up" routine! Clever. 

Coaches poll is basically fake anyway. 

Why wait until tonight? 

I agree. 

So basically, we're fucked. 

This is a disappointing post. 

The two-minute drill needs some work, eh? 

This thread title is trash.

The jury is still out on that. 

/s

My girlfriend was like, "isn't there a Larkin that plays for the Red Wings?!"

I told her, "yeah, they're brothers."

She believed me. 

Purdue has a gorgeous lawn. 

Dude, you could be right. All I do is listen to these podcasts all day while I'm at work and they're starting to blend together, haha. It needs to be Saturday already!! 

I guess we'll know the surprise when it happens, eh? 

It's a lame way to keep it though. Defeats the whole, "come and get it" spirit of the thing. 

LOL, well done, sir. 

Quick solution that might remedy this issue a bit: kick Maryland and Rutgers to the motherfucking curb. 

This podcast actually isn't half bad. They hate a lot of the same stuff we do, they have a similar amount of self-doubt that we have, and they swear more than all the family-friendly Michigan podcasts out there (kind of jealous about that actually). 

EDIT: They do mention out-of-hand that Harbaugh is "on the ropes."

They don't even have to be better than average. I forget who said it on their podcast (maybe it was Jon Jansen on his), something to the effect of: if the OL can be just below average (which would be a huge improvement) and Patterson is as advertised, the team will be a ton better. 

They didn't fix the MSU/OSU issue on the schedule either. I feel let down by Warde Manuel.