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So you were able to dunk in…

So you were able to dunk in the 70s but couldn’t start on your HS team? Wow. 

Only if Ray Jackson gets…

Only if Ray Jackson gets promoted to assistant coach mid-season. #symmetry

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Sho thang! Word.

Sho thang! Word.

Jack Tuttle! Jack Tuttle!

Jack Tuttle! Jack Tuttle!

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where!

Jack Tuttle! Jack Tuttle!

There was a Richie in “A…

There was a Richie in “A History of Violence.” It was a very good movie. 

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Washington scored 10 points…

Washington scored 10 points and we were scoreless while my dogs (Wheatley and Carter) were outside. It was 34-3 while they were indoors. I realized that at the beginning of the fourth quarter and kept them inside. You're welcome.

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Why would anyone go waaaaaay…

Why would anyone go waaaaaay out of their way to make/wear something that begs strangers to speak with them?

I disagree. We need a strong…

I disagree. We need a strong protagonist. Our wins against them need to carry as much weight as possible. Ali needed Liston, Frazier, and Foreman. Do you really want OSU to be an Illinois, where one side feels it's a rivalry and the other side feels it's not? Or an MSU, where their entire existence is wrapped up in one game, without care to the others? We need OSU to be good, if not great. Look at FSU. They made their bones by beating up on a weak ACC, but they always had powerful rivals in Miami and Florida. They became a dynasty by beating those powerful rivals. This year, none of those three were very good and the rest of the ACC was back to its usual poopy self. What happens without a meaningful victory? No playoffs. A powerful antagonist is needed if we want to be legendary. We need to overcome a death star, not a heap of mediocrity.

Pre Madonna, meaning before …

Pre Madonna, meaning before “Like a Virgin?” Or before Madonna  was even born?

I read that Heupel was going…

I read that Heupel was going to start a new QB in their bowl to get him some experience for next year. Milton had no choice but to declare early. Pretty shitty move by Heupel, if it wasn’t communicated properly. Shows why many people believe these games to be exhibitions. 

Air fryers are awesome…

Air fryers are awesome. IMPORTANT NOTE: Most “fryer” type foods are still unhealthy, even without oil. I gained 20 pounds eating delicious mozzarella sticks and fries and such after getting an air fryer. Lesson learned. 

MTV played videos? Crazy…

 …

MTV played videos? Crazy…

 

/s

Which is great, but you end…

Which is great, but you end up throwing away about 20 of them. 

If this happened to a…

If this happened to a Michigan coach, we'd be investigated for giving cars to recruits.

Kind of? You're being very…

Kind of? You're being very kind.

20% chance the transfer…

20% chance the transfer portal wipes out the playoff, obviously.

Please, please keep, just…

Please, please keep, just for “rattling enough cafes.”

See: Ray Voodoo Tatum,…

See: Ray Voodoo Tatum, Dillon Panthers

They should use YouTube TV,…

They should use YouTube TV, and split the screen into 4 separate bowl games. Call it Sparty-vision. 

I say we go full villain…

I say we go full villain. Refuse to take the trophy or just grab it and leave before it’s handed to us. A middle finger placed two inches from Petitti’s face would be nice.

Even with all the balloons…

Even with all the balloons that come with the OSU degree? And the colorful crayons? 

UM 31 OSU 13

Go Blue!

UM 31 OSU 13

Go Blue!

Bet

Bet

Man. Each lot of Manwich…

Man. Each lot of Manwich contains one man. Otherwise they’d name it Menwich. Duh. 

SSA?

SSA?

Thanks, KO!

Thanks, KO!

Go Blue!

Go Blue!

Wow. You seem like someone…

Wow. You seem like someone who gets shit done. A real difference maker. What color ribbon are you wearing today?

You were 4-5. Ties are…

retracted. Best of luck!

Better than a fucking Perry…

Better than a fucking Perry Como song

Or a fucking Perry Como song…

Or a fucking Perry Como song. 

The home team can set up a…

The home team can set up a course to fit the strengths of their players. For example, if you have a bunch of bombers, you can cut the rough short so wayward shots aren’t as penal. That said, the 30-year thing is odd. 

Nope, not me. I want a…

Nope, not me. I want a decades-long tire fire. 

"The Sledgehammer." 

Drop…

"The Sledgehammer." 

Drop the "the." Just "Sledgehammer." It's cleaner.

https://tv247us.com/watch…

https://tv247us.com/watch/espn-u/

UPDATE: It's worse than I…

UPDATE: It's worse than I thought. The letter they sent was about dropping various channels such as ESPNNews, for one example. It was also supposed to occur mid-Sept., not yesterday. Dropping all ESPN networks was not mentioned. So I'm with you and Darker Blue - Fuck Spectrum.

We got a letter. USPS.

We got a letter. USPS.

We received a notice. It…

We received a notice. It looked like an ad. 

I know where you’re going…

I know where you’re going with this and yes, I’ll go out with your sister. 

I liked it better when you…

I liked it better when you vowed to leave MGoBlog. 

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And we'll all find out if…

And we'll all find out if they are big enough douchebags to try and trademark thee word "thee." Nah, nobody is that big of an idiot.

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I was oh-for-ten, or so,…

I was oh-for-ten, or so, when I added a second email into the lottery. Now I'm banned. 

Honest question: How does a…

Honest question: How does a poster with a negative 10 million points have the ability to create content?

Nope. Try again.

Terrible news

So, if one is not on the pre…

So, if one is not on the pre-season watch list, is that coach eliminated for COY consideration? If so, that is really stupid. If not, then the "Watch List" is irrelevant. But hey, it's content, I guess...