Sparty Tears are Tasting Sweet Today

Submitted by BursleyHall82 on

I work in Lansing, so I get to listen to Lansing sports talk radio in the morning and afternoon. And my, oh my, the Sparty tears over Brandon Johns are tasting so sweet today. All day yesterday, the people on the radio refused to believe the Brandon-to-Michigan rumors were true. And today, they're just in disbelief that we would beat them for a hometown recruit that they really, really wanted.

If you want to sample the reaction on the RCMB, the two takes seem to be:

1. MSU didn't really want him (no, you really DID want him)

2. He sucks anyway (and yet you still really wanted him)

Here's the thread so you can enjoy it for yourself. Pride comes before the fall, and it seems like the fall isn't close to stopping yet.

http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/93/Contents/Brandon-Johns-a-ju…

FauxMo

June 29th, 2017 at 1:11 PM ^

I'm waiting for them to link Johns to Michigan to Greer Love and Mo Bamba. It may not have happened yet, but oh, it will... 

FauxMo

June 29th, 2017 at 1:23 PM ^

Come on Uncle Leo, this is just a dumb reply. There doesn't need to be a reasonable connection or reliable evidence to make this link in the Sparty Mind. Here is an example of the faulty deductive reasoning that a Sparty could use:

 

Greer gave money to Bamba;

Greer is a Michigan grad;

Michigan is bad;

????????

Michigan got Johns;

Greer paid Johns on behalf of Michigan.

 

Voila!!!! 

 

 

FauxMo

June 29th, 2017 at 1:41 PM ^

Yeah, you need to turn off your logic and reason better... 

Remember the movie "Jurassic Park," the original? Remember the scene where the little boy is climbing the eletric fence, and they turn the fence back on and he is thrown backwards, but isn't killed and is only shaken-up up a little? And remember how we were still supposed to believe that that same fence and that same quantity of electricity - that failed to kill an 80 pound 10 year old - was supposed to stop a 20,000 pound T-Rex from leaving the fenced area? Yeah, if you could still watch the movie after that, you can think like a Sparty... 

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

June 29th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^

In fairness, he's shaken up a lot.  He can't walk and he's bleeding out his ear.

Also, the park was run by people who thought it'd be a good idea to turn over the entire friggin' IT system and every single security feature in it, both physical and electronic, to one guy who lowballed the whole bid.  And in the book, Hammond ordered the fence voltages to be reduced so that his dinos wouldn't get hurt.  The thing is probably set at a voltage they hope will discourage Rexy, but don't really know if it will.  You're supposed to get the impression that the park is actually pretty badly run by a guy who's completely deluded himself and is clueless to the dangers.

Njia

June 29th, 2017 at 3:18 PM ^

I don't know of a single Creighton book that was bested by the movie version. 

By far, though, the award for "Worst Movie Adaptation of a Michael Creighton Book" has to go to Timeline. Literally one of the most awful films ever made. Gigli was better.

ijohnb

June 29th, 2017 at 3:25 PM ^

can't get in to Creighton books.  I do audio books for my commute, and I have literally read (listened to) about everything.  Everytime I give a Creighton book a try I just zone out.  It doesn't hook me.  If there are particularly good ones let me know and I will try those.

In reply to by ijohnb

Njia

June 29th, 2017 at 3:51 PM ^

What I most get into about Creighton books is the underlying subject matter of technology run amok. I consider myself a tech geek, so his books serve as a kind of warning that the road to Hell is often paved with good intentions. 

Maybe I give him more credit than he's due; but the book, Timeline, was also the first thing I'd ever read that explained Shrodinger's Equation, quantum states, electron spin, and so on in a way that made sense (I'd finally learned probability density when I got into signal processing). Physics 242 was a bitch. Ten years later, I'm reading Timeline and the light bulb above my head finally switched on.

stephenrjking

June 29th, 2017 at 3:30 PM ^

Not every single one. In my opinion, the book version of The Lost World was one of the worst books I have ever read. It was dreadful, not remotely close to any other Crichton product that I had consumed. 

As a result, when I watched the movie (which everyone hated) I was in the minority that was pleasantly surprised, because it wasn't much like the book at all and every change was a decided improvement.

ijohnb

June 29th, 2017 at 3:57 PM ^

2. Mystic River

3. Into the Wild

4. The Godfather

5. Gone Girl

6. Revolutionary Road

7. Jaws

8. The Silence of the Lambs

9. The Exorcist

10. The Graduate

Etc.

Maybe not "way" better but better.  I don't understand why people always believe the books are better than the movies.  I think it is true in some cases but certainly not all, or necessarily even a majority.  I think adaptations are often better than the source material, while obviously not original.

Hail-Storm

June 29th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^

Its the current that actually hurts you. So a high voltage and low current could provide the right shock to keep things away without hurting them. Since he was holding on with both hands, the shock would have travelled across his heart.  The shock across his heart could have caused it to momentarily stop.

And seeing how many issues my company has with software, Nedry has a point about not being paid enough to handle all those duties. But, then i have issues with people low balling costs to get a job and then complaining about the quote.  

ppToilet

June 29th, 2017 at 8:35 PM ^

So, that's the part that bothered me the most. What would happen if you were holding onto a fence and an electric current started is that your muscles in your hand would instantly contract. You wouldn't fly off the fence. Quite the opposite, you would grab on tighter in an involuntary manner.

As for the heart, it wouldn't "stop" as much as likely fibrillate or go into some other arrythmia.

 

lbpeley

June 29th, 2017 at 8:42 PM ^

So you were all good with the fact that someone had reintroduced dino-fucking-saurs into existence using laughable scientific bullshit. Then somebow had them hidden on some secret ass island where they were thriving. But the part where you say "Hell fucking no! That's not real"!! is where a kid gets electrocuted and survives when the shock supposedly was enough to stop a T-REX.

FauxMo

June 30th, 2017 at 12:17 PM ^

Yes, that part bothered me more, dammit.

I am not sure I've ever been happier about being an MGoBlog regular. Somehow, a post about Sparty sadness as evolved into a lengthy diatribe on electric shocks and CPR and volts and such. If only this spun into a debate on Tesla vs. Edison, I could die a happy man... 

BassDude138

June 29th, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^

It definitely has already happened over there. They have completely lost it. Greer was a straight up bagman who probably also has ties to the football program, which is cheating just like Beilein is. There are actually posters talking about the possible upcoming postseason ban for UM. Those who aren't claiming that Izzo didn't want Johns, are saying that he was paid.