FauxMo

May 24th, 2018 at 1:20 PM ^

It SEEMS like a good idea, until they sync-up on their monthly cycles, and he decides to cheat on them, and they kill him... 

1VaBlue1

May 24th, 2018 at 1:25 PM ^

Good luck to him.  But even if I had the money, I wouldn't want to deal with two wives.  One is enough, thank you...  BTW, is this guy Mormon?  Does UK law actually allow this?

 

Edit:  Nevermind, Brazil.  I should have known it was someplace other than the UK...

uncle leo

May 24th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^

An amazing player with Barcelona, but his flame burned out way too quick for some of his talent. His career from Milan forward was pretty much forgettable. 

He could have made an argument for top 2 or 3, but he just didn't maintain the level.

FreddieMercuryHayes

May 24th, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^

He partied too much.  I remember reading an article that about when Messi started at Barca and the Barca higher ups were worried that Messi was hanging out with Ronaldinho too much.  They were afraid that Messi would follow Ronaldinho down the hole of not applying himself and achieving his full potential.

Mr. Owl

May 24th, 2018 at 1:32 PM ^

I'm guessing it could work if they're more into each other than into you.  That way on the days you don't want to be bothered they are off doing their thing.

His Dudeness

May 24th, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^

Not all heroes wear capes. Multiple partners is widely accepted in nature yet we and our big brains are trying to buck thousands of years of animal instincts.