OT: Pickup truck 1, Guy with mop 0
Moral of the story: if you get hammered and for some reason want to break the windows of a vehicle, don't use a mop.
https://twitter.com/KIRORadio/status/959178992661221378
I don't know how to embed a tweet, but don't let that stop you from hitting the link—it's worth it.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^
...picking up a stunt or a twist.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
booooooooooooooooooooo
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:38 PM ^
That's about the best thing I've seen today. Thanks for sharing it.
The commentator narration was outstanding
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
Even my daughter—who doesn't give two shits about anything relating to sports—found it hilarious because of the over-the-top PBP announcing.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
how drunk do you have to be to think it's a good idea to try to joust against a pickup truck using a mop?
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:43 PM ^
to (apparently) jump off and joust the mop in the window with a greater impact.
Gravity is a bitch!
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
I thoroughly enjoyed that video and its commentary.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
better than if the truck was unlocked...
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:45 PM ^
I have no idea who is doing that play by play, but he did a great job .
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
PBP of this classic video is John Curley who has a daily 9am show on 97.3 here in Seattle. Curley used to be in the city council for our little suburb of Sammamish. I see him around town from time to time. I also see Rick Rizz in our little town on occasion. Rizz had the unfortunate task of trying to replace Ernie Harwell a few decades ago. He still does Mariner PBP.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:46 PM ^
Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.
Take a listen pic.twitter.com/FYQTiJsTDt— KIRO Radio 97.3 FM (@KIRORadio) February 1, 2018
February 2nd, 2018 at 6:14 PM ^
I would either check that dumpster or the local hospitals for anyone with a broken skull and alcohol on their breath. Outstanding.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
was posted in the Jeopardy thread
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:40 PM ^
I watched it on that thread and then when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting something cool, not some recycled post...
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
You legalize pot and this is the result. Either that or it's seasonal affective disorder, in that climate not surprising.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
please keep your opinions in 1950
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
Nobody could possibly be more touchy than the marijuana crowd. They couldn't take a joke for nothing. Is that a side affect or something?
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:21 PM ^
that was a shitty ass joke
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:10 PM ^
It wasn't horrible. Maybe if he added the /s?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:57 PM ^
That’s right, dammit!
February 2nd, 2018 at 11:25 PM ^
Effect.
No.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
dude, the guy is obviously piss drunk. what video were you watching?
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
Excellent work, Sherlock. Now find Hoffa for us.
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:19 PM ^
You...yes you, would benefit greatly from a few bong rips right now. Sheesh.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:19 PM ^
That guy is clearly hammered off his ass.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:33 PM ^
Could we have the original Jason? I think we may like him more.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
Was the best thing I’ve seen today.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
About the only comparison, funny-wise, I've seen today was an article on Fox News about Chuck Norris suing CBS for royalties owed from Walker Texas Ranger. The comments section turned into a long series of Chuck Norris jokes. I was trying to not laugh out loud at work reading them.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:53 PM ^
Now I have to check that out
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
Beautiful story. Great twist ending. Four stars out of five would watch again.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:03 PM ^
I'd give it a perfect 5 out 7.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
Man I wish he would have pulled off whatever the hell it is he was trying to do by climbing up on that ledge.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:09 PM ^
The slow roll off the roof was epic.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
That there, is what blackout drunk looks like.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:16 PM ^
If there's a metal clamp for the mophead, the edge of that would be a better option for breaking a window, I think.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:25 PM ^
and cream cheese. Where in the Hell did that come from?
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
What was he trying to accomplish with the ledge stunt?
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:59 PM ^
as my new avatar.
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:31 PM ^
Doesn't he know a Swiffer works better?
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
mop = nunes
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:00 PM ^
Do we need this guy?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:13 PM ^
Namely, is the mop OK?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:14 PM ^
Did anyone else wonder why would we rub salami and cream cheese on his face? That’s oddly uh, odd.
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:56 PM ^
Is about all I can say