Friday WifeDay Weekend PosBANG
It's Friday which means it's time to do the deed. Mount up!
Wifeday is tomorrow - what are you doing to appease their wishes (besides the aforementioned coitus)?
September 29th, 2017 at 6:24 AM ^
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September 29th, 2017 at 7:03 AM ^
Happy Friday Bloggers, also make sure you take care of your WifeNight duties also....
September 29th, 2017 at 7:04 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 7:22 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 8:59 AM ^
This gif is just not fair. That teasing little whore!!
September 29th, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 12:07 PM ^
Chicken pox is a herpes virus.
Shingles? herpes virus.
Cold sores? herpes virus.
Cheating miserable ex-wife who screws around on you with a kid in grad school so he'll do a computer graphics project for her so she can pass a class she'll fail otherwise? Yep.
There are lots of variants, and they affect a lot of people.
September 29th, 2017 at 12:14 PM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 12:38 PM ^
Misinterpretation of the term "duty."
September 29th, 2017 at 10:36 AM ^
No, his wife is not dead, she ran off with Raul. It all began one summer afternoon, when the OP was too busy on mgoblog to pay attention to his wife, Jane. Raul the new pool boy had been coming around for months, and he certainly was more beautiful than Cesár, the middle aged and overweight Costa Rican pool boy who used to service her and the pool regularly.
September 29th, 2017 at 10:36 AM ^
No, his wife is not dead, she ran off with Raul. It all began one summer afternoon, when the OP was too busy on mgoblog to pay attention to his wife, Jane. Raul the new pool boy had been coming around for months, and he certainly was more beautiful than Cesár, the middle aged and overweight Costa Rican pool boy who used to service her and the pool regularly.
September 29th, 2017 at 6:27 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 6:28 AM ^
What about the unmarried?
Nevermind. Nothing's changed.
September 29th, 2017 at 8:50 AM ^
I turned around and it came back out just as fast. I'm not good at chugging.
Will be sipping Bourbon this weekend instead. A man's got to know his limitations.
September 29th, 2017 at 7:02 AM ^
....impressive.....
September 29th, 2017 at 9:28 AM ^
Now that is impressive.
September 29th, 2017 at 10:20 AM ^
Cheers to feeling good all the time!
September 29th, 2017 at 6:54 PM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 9:22 AM ^
should bang somebody's wife
September 29th, 2017 at 9:29 AM ^
KEEP IT THAT WAY, TRUST ME
September 29th, 2017 at 10:14 AM ^
Marriage is the NUMBER ONE cause of divorce!
September 29th, 2017 at 6:33 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 6:47 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 7:44 AM ^
I'll be watching Australian rules football for the first time, with a bunch of Australians, at their embassy. Apparently it's the championship or something. Then we'll all jump in the pool, barbecue, and drink beer. Gonna be an okay Saturday.
Bang me like the -inos!
September 29th, 2017 at 7:59 AM ^
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! . . . Enjoy the shrimp on the barbie, and hope that the dingo won't "ate your baby."
September 29th, 2017 at 8:23 AM ^
The Grand Final.
I watched one once at 3:00 in the mormimg. It was a tie.
Their tiebreaker rule . . . is to play the entire match all over again on another day!
September 29th, 2017 at 8:52 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 12:24 PM ^
My college girlfriend had been an exchange student in Melbourne while in high school. Here's some advice, don't say that you "root" for a team. That means you f--- for them. Unless that's what you mean, in which case gross.
September 29th, 2017 at 8:21 AM ^
I'm sure my wife likes bye weeks... only one game that I need to watch. Let's go Gators!
September 29th, 2017 at 10:11 AM ^
Sure... but with that attitude, FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
September 29th, 2017 at 6:39 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 8:58 AM ^
it's Improvement Week!
September 29th, 2017 at 9:35 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
+ 1 for "feckless"
September 29th, 2017 at 6:34 AM ^
September 29th, 2017 at 8:55 AM ^
My wife does the same thing when I wake her up that way.
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Of course my T-rex is a penis.
September 29th, 2017 at 6:44 AM ^