Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God
September 25th, 2017 at 9:24 AM ^
her parents must be so proud
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM ^
BOOOOOOORRRRRING
September 25th, 2017 at 10:10 AM ^
Go home grandma.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
Why, I'd never.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
Pathetic attempt at being cool.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:04 AM ^
You sir are a square
September 25th, 2017 at 11:54 AM ^
BOOOOOOORRRRRRRING
September 25th, 2017 at 12:00 PM ^
On a level of pathetic to badass this is damn near Stone Cold Steve Austin.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:38 AM ^
Why?
She spilled way too much beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:25 AM ^
That's how Maryland does it!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:13 AM ^
crabs and cake
September 25th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
reaction is great.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
THE TERPS SHOWED UP FOR GAME DAY
@totalfratmove) pic.twitter.com/BKL9SJvFqA— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
September 25th, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^
can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and relax with a beer afterward?
Cuz to me....THAT'S a lady!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:37 AM ^
I just noticed that there seem to only be two girls at that party.
September 25th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^
Ya a party with 2 girls and 25 nerds would hold my interest about 3 seconds
September 26th, 2017 at 12:57 PM ^
Are you sure that they're both girls? After watching that video I have my doubts
September 25th, 2017 at 11:20 AM ^
Asking for a friend, of course.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:34 AM ^
She's spoken for...by me. I'm oddly turned on by both her pain tolerance and ability to chug beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:45 AM ^
And I'm betting she will have nothing to do with you, or any of those guys there.
I've known girls like her... intimately...
Spectacular.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^
WAIT. Like, known in the biblical sense? (NTTAWWT) We must know.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:41 PM ^
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1.in a way that involves detailed knowledge."everyone knew intimately what was going on"
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2.in a private and personal way."the pair laughed and talked intimately"
September 25th, 2017 at 2:00 PM ^
What happens in college...
I admit to nothing...
September 25th, 2017 at 4:43 PM ^
But you are clearly smiling!
September 25th, 2017 at 8:39 PM ^
And chugging a beer! (Close enough)
September 25th, 2017 at 12:48 PM ^
And then all conversation stopped.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:02 PM ^
There is nothing odd about being turned on by that.
Every dude in that room insta-chubbed, for sure.
September 26th, 2017 at 1:35 AM ^
Insta chubbed?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:45 AM ^
Tells my that the effort to remove masculinity in male college students is working.
September 25th, 2017 at 4:37 PM ^
just to upvote.
You sir, win the internet today.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:26 PM ^
The only way to improve this video is if she had smashed the beer can on the guy's head and then chugged it.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:28 AM ^
Saw this Saturday. She is my hero and my spirit animal. I want to be like her, but I am not worthy.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
God, that is so hot. I hope she's single and will smash a beer on my face, drink it all, then throw me on the bed for some non-consensual (on my part), violent, unpleasant relations...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:56 AM ^
My nickname for you is Cousin It.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:03 AM ^
wouldn't have guessed you're into pegging. Learn something new every day.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:14 AM ^
I am, but I'm also into the strange finishes. I love the Dirty Sanchez, the Cosby Sweater, and the Spiderman. My new fave is the John Wilkes Booth... look it up...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:23 AM ^
Ya I don't think I'm going to look those up
September 25th, 2017 at 10:29 AM ^
the Cosby Sweater until I looked it up. Upon reading I will not be doing any further investigation into the other habits of Faux Mo.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:38 AM ^
Because it's my new fave, here is a PG-13 version of the John Wilkes Booth...
Sneak up on your significant other (while they're sleeping, or just unawares), "pleasure yourself" as you normally would, and then "complete the process" on the back of her/his head. Then, you jump off the bed and yell, "SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS" and run from the room...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:52 AM ^
Years of living in a sewer has affected you man
September 25th, 2017 at 10:53 AM ^
I've got "Killer Clown-Related CTE" from those damned kids and their sling shots...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:28 AM ^
and using for sure
September 25th, 2017 at 10:39 AM ^
Does she vomit on your face afterwards?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
God, I hope so...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM ^
Drunk girls on a table at a sausage party
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
Based on the title I was expecting the Virgin Mary.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
I'm impressed. Feats of strength!
September 25th, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
I am not impressed. Now, had she done that with a beer BOTTLE, well, maybe.