How I Learned to Love Non-Puppet Tate
And it's over six ounces! That's like a double whammy!
Ah, Golden Tate. You made a good rival, a better Stuffing the Passer puppet, and most recently an excellent number two to Calvin Johnson. But the reason I love Golden Tate the most was he was money on my fantasy team last year. And whenever I cheered for him people thought I was rooting for the Lions and felt sorry for me.
It's weird to have these feelings for former rivals. I'm not like Ace, who as we speak is probably in some dank Ann Arbor basement hoping to draft Carlos Hyde because Alex Boone is blocking for him. Go ahead Ace!
In fact, this time I welcome you to draft all the Urban Meyer quarterbacks. Wait are there any Urban Meyer quarterbacks? Ah yes, Alex Smith: drafted by Ute fans who are bad at trolling everywhere.
I can get behind a Badger or a Husker (hey Abdulla is cheap!), but I usually avoid rival-rival guys in fantasy because there's a wrongness. Unless he was a puppet. Or if he's still underpriced and could win you 100 large. Then it's okay.
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September 10th, 2015 at 6:15 PM ^
It's custom during holiday season for our family to enjoy stuffed passer. Candidly I would like to see more of this from Ann Arbor. Chestnuts optional.*
*Thanks for the medical recs, MGoPeeps. My sweetheart is benefiting from superior medical care based on your suggestions. We are grateful, that is all.
September 10th, 2015 at 6:33 PM ^
Didn't read, so I assume this is about me. Love you too, Seth.
September 10th, 2015 at 6:53 PM ^
I traded Le'Veon Bell for Matt Forte at midseason last year solely for this reason.
He went for 40 points against me in the semifinal.
September 10th, 2015 at 7:47 PM ^
Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Baugh
September 10th, 2015 at 8:22 PM ^
I cannot resist capitulation to the Baugh.
September 10th, 2015 at 8:19 PM ^
Nothing makes me wanna puke more than singing the praises of a Notre Dame wide receiver.
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