"It's like they're space aliens and they came down and they saw a car and they're like "oh, this is what the humans use to heat their streets in the morning."

"He's a long way from Bortenschlager."

"If you could run that fast you'd be happy all the time, too."

"This is the point of the podcast where I'm screaming at you that we have to keep this. So we're keeping it."

"You don't want your quarterback to get thundersacked by a Colorado State player."

"Their wide receiver corps doesn't have a guy with a hyphen in it so they're pedestrian."

"I'm drinking the juice!"

I don't want to embrace an Orji.

I'm not prioritizing class.

"Who's gonna roll the ball out now?"