They'll have to change their name to the Purdue Inceptions.

"More like a global Fundemic!"

"Just get an umbrella and a mai tai and see how the blocking develops."

"That defensive tackle has been escorted from the stadium like he's a Michigan State player in the aftermath of the Paul Bunyan game."

"It should be a new show starring Queen Latifah called The Adjustor"

That's 2021 talk, this is 2022.

Is it time for Chase Audige to step up?

“Oh, frippery... Yes. Give me the frippery.”

“I don’t want surveillance capitalism to befall Alex.”

"It's like they're space aliens and they came down and they saw a car and they're like "oh, this is what the humans use to heat their streets in the morning."