when the opening tip is a neat definition of the game 

old school is in session

Charles Matthew and Michigan met halfway, and both are better for it.

if you take 28 minutes to hit a jumper you may be a Gopher 

HOOK ALL THE THINGS

if the dudes ever show up at the same place at the same time it'll be quite a crew 

different day, same feeling that your hair is actually the nodules of an alien beast

Things get Torvik.

You wouldn't like Zavier Simpson when he's angry. Unless you're a Michigan fan, I guess. 

Jordan Poole has wandered all over the neighborhood and is now at the rim with the ball and your dignity