sometimes I think amateurism should be abolished, and sometimes I think professionalism should be abolished 

if I told you someone on the team screamed the guttural cry of the scottish warrior you would instantly guess who 

when the opening tip is a neat definition of the game 

Cassius Winston pass over Zavier Simpson

It's insane, but not nearly as insane as whoever picks the real teams.

old school is in session

Charles Matthew and Michigan met halfway, and both are better for it.

if the dudes ever show up at the same place at the same time it'll be quite a crew 

a balanced performance holds off Rutgers, which is Legitimately Feisty 

they booed until they could boo no more 

different day, same feeling that your hair is actually the nodules of an alien beast