somehow Johnny Depp gets mentioned in this post

Michael Barrett is proposed at QB, RB, FB, TE, viper, MLB, and SS by various persons in this post. That's a hot tomato!

Ronnie Bell does not in fact look like Snoop from The Wire but roll with it ok

Mustapha Muhammad is a tight end who can do blocks and also catches

Luke Schoonmaker, I mean, he's just this guy, you know? 

don't read this post unless you want a trumpet solo stuck in your head

Jalen Mayfield is increasing in size so fast that science is concerned! At this rate! I don't even know! 

Aidan Hutchinson was bitten by a radioactive wolverine or defensive coordinator two years ago and is currently hulking up 

Julius Welschof is the biggest thing to come out of Germany since... nevermind! Let's not Godwin's Law a recruit! Hmmm... Right Said Fred? Yeah. Right Said Fred. Crap, they're from London. Nevermind. Sea mammals!

Taylor Upshaw? No, seriously, you tell me.